Where the sun don't shine

If my typing is bad, it's because of these *&#$ nails I got a few weeks ago. I love how they look, but I can't type worth a crap with them. Oh well, beauty has its price. What I hate is it makes me look like a bad speller, which I most definitely AM NOT.

I was thinking about that saying, "Stick it where the sun don't shine" (Ya, I think about stupid weird things a lot) and it occurred to me that the sun don't shine in Alaska. So when you tell somebody to stick it WTSDS you could actually mean HERE. Or maybe Alaska in the winter is equivalent to other places where the sun don't shine. YOu know what I mean, right? When it is cold and dark in the middle of January that is exactly what I think. I am stuck in a giant ASSHOLE and I want to GET OUT.

Seasonal Affective Disorder, that's what they call it. I say we call it Stuck where the sun dont shine disorder. Yeah.

I'm out of smokes, had to smoke a snipe to start my day, hence the anger.
Do you all blog everyday? Or just when the mood strikes you? Do your friends read your blogs? Or is it more journalistic than anything? I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a nicotine habit to support. N' ts'edi da (I think thats how its spelled)